Me: what's the difference between a lamb and a sheep?
Junhan: (thinks for a while) One is owned by Mary, while the other is black.
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but seriously, what's the difference between a lamb and a sheep?
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I was telling Junhan about my friends, and was just describing Marie to Junhan...
Me: Marie is really the Energizer bunny of our group lor!
Junhan: (interrupts) Duracell bunny.
Me: Huh?
Junhan: Only got Duracell bunny. Energizer is the Never-Say-Die battery.
and oh my gosh he's right! all along i've never ever found the term "Energizer bunny" wrong until Junhan pointed it out!
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why is chopin so hard?
why dont i have fingers like all those really good players?
why do i always have to explain myself clearly?
why are my eyes so small?
why is my account depleting so fast?
why do i have a tummy?
why am i so lazy?
why doesn't money ever fall from the sky?
why am i dissatisfied?
why is everything so expensive?
why can't i find a good book?
why am i not smarter?
why am i not taller?
why does everything require money?
why can't i get past the first two bar's of chopin's waltz in A minor?
why is Chopin's polonaise in A flat op. 53 so freakkkkkkking difficult?
why am i so inflexible?
why don't i excel at everything i do?
why--
oh nevermind.
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